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(By John Boston) FED. RESTED. AND READY. BIGFOOT FOR PRESIDENT.

You know, you Democrats might be unhappy about President Donald J. Trump being in the White House. Thought you might want to put up someone who has a better chance in 2020 than Hillary or the daft Socialist, Bernie Sanders.

Might I suggest Bigfoot?

You know.

The North American Abominable Snowman? Sasquatch? Yeti? The Skunk Ape? The Bigfoot, unlike many residents currently using the states as a zip code, has been around America for thousands of years. He is truly a native-born son. Quiet, but strong. Resourceful. Intelligent. A good listener. The kind of guy you want in an alley fight or as commander-in-chief of our armed forces. Bigfoot deserves your vote next November three years plus hence. In fact, here’s 11 Reasons Why . . .

REASON #11 •

11) He’s an outsider.

REASON #10 •

10) He would be the best dang Bigfoot president since Rutherford B. Hayes (above)

REASON #9 •

9) Unlike the werewolf, or Obama, it wouldn’t take Bigfoot forever complete the simplest of tasks.

REASON #8 •

8) He’d bring back the good old days of 1970s full-length fur pimp coats.

REASON #7 •

7) Bigfoot would bring the country together, garnering support from left wing environmentalists and conservatives who favor less intrusion into our private lives.

Read more here: The John Boston Report: The Top 11 Reasons Why Sasquatch will make a Great President in 2020