ElectionsVote “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” — Woody Allen I was searching for something on my computer and stumbled upon something I wrote about 13 years ago. It (more..)


ElectionsVote “I moved to Florida because you don’t have to shovel water.”— James “The Amazing” Randi   (PHOTO CAPTION: Jim Tanner, somewhere in the front row.) I have mu(more..)


ElectionsVote “There is more to life than increasing its speed.”— Mahatma Gandhi Say what you want about Montana. It’s the home of mad bombers living in flimsy tool sheds when it’s 60(more..)


ElectionsVote “Why don’t you get a haircut?_You look like a Chrysanthemum.”— P.G. Wodehouse Funny how over the years my hair and I have battled. Years ago, before I made the conscious decis(more..)


ElectionsVote “Are you going to come along quietly or do I have to use earplugs?”— from “The Goon Show”  There are those few rare saints scattered about the planet who have never(more..)


ElectionsVote “Canadians shouldn’t come down to Southern California and take jobs away from our Mexicans.” — Stanley Ralph Ross As is oft my case, I was reading. Scientists got me to thinki(more..)


ElectionsVote “Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”— Erma Bombeck  Poor Volkswagen is in the news. And it’s not good. They’ve been accused of falsifying a(more..)


ElectionsVote “Truth is beautiful, without doubt. But so are lies.”— Ralph Waldo Emerson (PHOTO CAPTION: What I SHOULD OF told that Cal Trans historian was that this is a photo of Paleolithic T(more..)


ElectionsVote A friend of mine long ago pointed out that there is no such thing as a small imposition. After hearing about The Toilet Paper Guy, I agree even more. Franklin Paul Crow — and you always need th(more..)


ElectionsVote (PHOTO CAPTION: About five years ago, these girls were only 7 and competed in a national dance contest in skimpy costumes and writhing in sexually suggestive moves. And, bonus question: “Was the(more..)