ElectionsVote Some of my fondest memories include making the lazy hour’s drive through orange orchards down Highway 126, from Newhall to Bates Road, just south of Santa Barbara. It’s still somewhat of a(more..)


ElectionsVote “There must be 500,000 rats in the United States; of course, I am only speaking from memory.”— Billy Nye Not that I actually subscribe to Bioorganic & Medicinal Chemistry. I thi(more..)


ElectionsVote “My niece was in ‘The Glass Menagerie’ in high school. They used Tupperware.”— Cathy Ladman I was just reading in the paper that the latest fad to hit America is that ki(more..)


ElectionsVote “It is the height of fashion to think, dress, and act like a homosexual. But, suddenly, it has become very unfashionable to be one. This may be the result of the immense fatigue everyone is feel(more..)


ElectionsVote State. Mandatory. Homework. Has a stunning finality to it, don’t it? I wonder what ever happened to Governor Gray Davis. He was impeached centuries ago, replaced by Arnold Schwarzenegger, who wa(more..)


ElectionsVote “A two-pound turkey and a 50-pound cranberry. That’s Thanksgiving dinner on Three-Mile Island.” — Johnny Carson I’ve noticed a disturbing lack of Global Warming Hysteria(more..)


ElectionsVote When I was a kid in school and growing up, no one ever told me about distraction. Well. If they did, I wasn’t paying attention. I suppose if I were to appoint one supreme mortal enemy of mine ov(more..)


ElectionsVote “Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family. In another city.” — George Burns Every Christmas, we all get that relatively new cultural phenomenon in the mail — the(more..)


ElectionsVote “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family. In another city.”— George Burns   CAPTION: My brother-like substance, Joe. (from a police artist sketch.) My (more..)


ElectionsVote “Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.”— George Bernard Shaw If someone passed a petition outlawing Christmas, I’d probably sign it. I’m not being a Grinch, eithe(more..)