ElectionsVote “Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.”— George Bernard Shaw If someone passed a petition outlawing Christmas, I’d probably sign it. I’m not being a Grinch, eithe(more..)


ElectionsVote At the dawn of the 21st century, Jair Coelho made a fortune by acquiring the sole government contract to provide around 22,000 boxed meals a day for Rio de Janeiro’s prison population. (PHOTO(more..)


ElectionsVote “The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself.”— Lao-Tse Except for the pot smoking, in Roy Michael Moore, I have a kindred spiri(more..)


ElectionsVote “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through a blizzard.” — Jeff Valdez   (PHOTO CAPTION: Ruth Newhall and her black office alley cat, Ma(more..)


ElectionsVote “The polar bear and the tiger cannot fight.”— Freud  So I saw four bears in the woods the other day. Best as I can calculate, that’s one better than Goldilocks. All my l(more..)


ElectionsVote “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” — Woody Allen I was searching for something on my computer and stumbled upon something I wrote about 13 years ago. It (more..)


ElectionsVote “I moved to Florida because you don’t have to shovel water.”— James “The Amazing” Randi   (PHOTO CAPTION: Jim Tanner, somewhere in the front row.) I have mu(more..)


ElectionsVote “There is more to life than increasing its speed.”— Mahatma Gandhi Say what you want about Montana. It’s the home of mad bombers living in flimsy tool sheds when it’s 60(more..)


ElectionsVote “Why don’t you get a haircut?_You look like a Chrysanthemum.”— P.G. Wodehouse Funny how over the years my hair and I have battled. Years ago, before I made the conscious decis(more..)


ElectionsVote “Are you going to come along quietly or do I have to use earplugs?”— from “The Goon Show”  There are those few rare saints scattered about the planet who have never(more..)