ElectionsVote Some of you might remember Hillary is running for president, along with probably the girl Tonto, Elizabeth Warren. You remember not that long ago, Hillary wrote Hard Choices? You’d think with th(more..)


ElectionsVote (Normally, I’m not supposed to write about a certain family member. But I penned this almost 12 years ago, when she was but a little babers.) “The quickest way for a parent to get a child&(more..)


ElectionsVote “There will be a rain dance this Friday night, weather permitting.”— George Carlin I must have been Hamlet in a previous life because I’m really into Gloom. When I say, &ldquo(more..)


ElectionsVote Narcissus was the boy who was so infatuated with his own image in the water that he leaned over to kiss it, fell in and drowned. Which is tough to do when your mom’s a water nymph and your dad&r(more..)


ElectionsVote “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”— Abraham Lincoln My first encounter with bad coffee occurred when I was small. Uncle (more..)


ElectionsVote Against my will, I was once sports editor in the early 1970s for a local newspaper and Tony Newhall was publisher then. Tony had an accounting practice of charging the sports staff with something call(more..)


ElectionsVote Years ago, I was at the movies and I sat in front of this delightful stranger. “Reader’s Digest” has long said that laughter is the best medicine and if that be so, this lady will li(more..)


ElectionsVote “The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you’re on the job.”— Slappy White Our dear chaps from Great Britain have reported that what the a(more..)


ElectionsVote “It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.”— Raymond Chandler, from ‘Farewell My Lovely.’ Love, truly, is blind. Lovers? Tha(more..)


ElectionsVote So sue me. Sometimes I wear a Size One hat. Lord knows, friends and even perfect strangers have been pointing that out to me over the years and now I’m beginning to suspect they’re on to s(more..)