ElectionsVote Humans are the strangest creatures. We often worship the inane to evil. Lucky us. Newhall doesn’t an Adolph Hitler January White Sale. Canyon Country doesn’t host Charles Manson Dollar Daz(more..)

ElectionsVote After nearly three decades of doomed-to-failure resolutions, I’ve come to believe that the meaning of New Year’s is office supplies. I unearthed a diary of mine from my early 20s. To my h(more..)

ElectionsVote Dear Friends, Family & Parole Officer Det. Bartell, This can’t be 26 years I’ve been sending out the Xmas letter. But, I checked the scrapbook/family album ’cause 19 years ago, (more..)

ElectionsVote There’s the old joke that the Electoral College has no football team, no cheerleaders, no classrooms and certainly, no campus. We should change that. The Electoral College should move to the Sa(more..)

ElectionsVote Recently, we were able to sit down with Jesus. An angel set up the details for the hour-long interview. The Master Teacher’s requests were simple: No cameras. No tape recorders. We met at a benc(more..)

ElectionsVote When I was seven, I found a complete and unused cigarette on a department store floor and pocketed it. I took it home. When my dad was off at work, I lit it up to see what all this alleged adult smoki(more..)

ElectionsVote PHOTO CAPTION: This is the SCV’s first resident, Tom Frew, aka, Tom Frew IV (which stands for, “The Fourth,” not “Ivy.” Many think his great grandfather settled here in t(more..)

ElectionsVote “The best reason I can think of for not running for president of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.” — Adlai Stevenson (I stumbled upon this little ditty I wro(more..)

ElectionsVote “FRANKLIN: Have you ever thought, Headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date? HEADMASTER: Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That&r(more..)

ElectionsVote “Christmas is Christ’s revenge for the Crucifixion.”— Unknown; There was a time when even muttering such a proposal would be grounds for burning at the stake. But with the curr(more..)