ElectionsVote “The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.”— Gloria Leonard We all wear many hats and one of mine is historian. I used to teach the history of the Santa Clarita Va(more..)


ElectionsVote “In heaven, there ain’t no beer. That’s why, we drink it here.” — from the hit polka song A while back, the Miller Brewing Company aired a new TV spot showing three youn(more..)


ElectionsVote “I propose getting rid of conventional armaments and replacing them with reasonably priced hydrogen bombs that would be distributed equally throughout the world.”— Idi Amin  Am(more..)


ElectionsVote “Patriotism is the veneration of real estate above principles.”— George Jean Nathan  Do you know what the Santa Clarita Valley needs? Well. Besides fewer yuppies. SClarnopoly(more..)


ElectionsVote “America — a country that has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization.”— Ted Morgan Cripes. It’s our birthday. If I wanted a stern lecture about (more..)


ElectionsVote “I hate small towns because once you’ve seen the cannon in the park there’s nothing else to do.” — Lenny Bruce Every once in awhile, an out-of-towner will curl up his or(more..)


ElectionsVote (NOTE FROM AUTHOR: Been hyperbusy putting out the new multimedia website, foofmagazine.com. Check it out. It launched yesterday. In the meantime, here’s a column I penned a few years ago. If my (more..)


ElectionsVote “I would have made a good pope.”—Richard M. Nixon, who then, later, changed his name to John Boston AND… “Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey ca(more..)


ElectionsVote There used to be a single school in the valley. And now there are many. High schools. Junior highs. Elementary campuses. Colleges. Private. Public. They all have graduations. At all the graduations, t(more..)


ElectionsVote (I was rummaging through some files the other day and came upon this column I wrote a decade ago. It was about angry Muslims threatened people. What are the odds? Interestingly, I took a look at the F(more..)