ElectionsVote “Can’t you smell that smell?”— Lynyrd Skynyrd With all the trouble Russian President Vladimir Putin gets into, it’s refreshing to see a new side of the dictator. They ju(more..)


ElectionsVote “I bought my wife a new car. She called me and said there was water in the carburetor. I said: ‘Where’s the car?’ She said: ‘In the lake.’”— Henny Young(more..)


ElectionsVote For years, nay, sneaking up on decades, I’ve been lobbying to get Thornton Doelle on Newhall’s Western Walk of Stars. Thorny’s a natural. The SCV’s first cowboy poet, he penne(more..)


ElectionsVote The American Journal of Epidemiology noted that smart children live longer than dumb children. Well, yes. Sure. How many times have you heard a parent yell: “Tiffany-Marie. Watch out for that(more..)


ElectionsVote In that old Woody Allen comedy, “Sleeper,” Woodrow wakes hundreds of years into the future to discover 20th century scientists were wrong. McDonald’s IS good for you. As I started c(more..)


ElectionsVote FED. RESTED. AND READY. BIGFOOT FOR PRESIDENT. You know, you Democrats might be unhappy about President Donald J. Trump being in the White House. Thought you might want to put up someone who has a be(more..)


ElectionsVote “I bought my wife a new car. She called me and said there was water in the carburetor. I said, ‘Where’s the car?’  She said: ‘In the lake.’”— Henny(more..)


ElectionsVote “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.”— Alex Levine I am still mostly wicked and the other day, I couldn&r(more..)


ElectionsVote “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”— Groucho Marx As humans, we are wonderful spreaders of misinformation. Take dog (more..)


ElectionsVote “A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.”— St. Jerome, 340-420 A.D.  I’ve always embraced the word, “Gluttony.” It reminds me of a peaceful seaside village i(more..)