ElectionsVote In that old Woody Allen comedy, “Sleeper,” Woodrow wakes hundreds of years into the future to discover 20th century scientists were wrong. McDonald’s IS good for you. As I started c(more..)


ElectionsVote FED. RESTED. AND READY. BIGFOOT FOR PRESIDENT. You know, you Democrats might be unhappy about President Donald J. Trump being in the White House. Thought you might want to put up someone who has a be(more..)


ElectionsVote “I bought my wife a new car. She called me and said there was water in the carburetor. I said, ‘Where’s the car?’  She said: ‘In the lake.’”— Henny(more..)


ElectionsVote “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.”— Alex Levine I am still mostly wicked and the other day, I couldn&r(more..)


ElectionsVote “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”— Groucho Marx As humans, we are wonderful spreaders of misinformation. Take dog (more..)


ElectionsVote “A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.”— St. Jerome, 340-420 A.D.  I’ve always embraced the word, “Gluttony.” It reminds me of a peaceful seaside village i(more..)


ElectionsVote “My mother didn’t breast-feed me. She said she like me as a friend.”— Rodney Dangerfield Perhaps the biggest decision a parent will make — outside of “No. You May (more..)


ElectionsVote CONGRATULATIONS DOM BOSTROMS in NEW HLBRA, CA!! — Down to the balls of our pretty pink feet we, at Publisher's Clearing House, are delighted to inform you that YOU HAVE ALREADY $5,000 FOR THE R(more..)


ElectionsVote Being an alleged author, sometimes I am visited by requests to read the short stories, screenplays or novels of budding writers. Which can be tough. For one thing, if not kill, such a request can cert(more..)


ElectionsVote Newhall’s most famous citizen is William S. Hart. He was the silent film star who created the modern model for the movie cowboy. I’ve got tons of little tidbits about the SCV’s legen(more..)