ElectionsVote “A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.”— St. Jerome, 340-420 A.D.  I’ve always embraced the word, “Gluttony.” It reminds me of a peaceful seaside village i(more..)


ElectionsVote “My mother didn’t breast-feed me. She said she like me as a friend.”— Rodney Dangerfield Perhaps the biggest decision a parent will make — outside of “No. You May (more..)


ElectionsVote CONGRATULATIONS DOM BOSTROMS in NEW HLBRA, CA!! — Down to the balls of our pretty pink feet we, at Publisher's Clearing House, are delighted to inform you that YOU HAVE ALREADY $5,000 FOR THE R(more..)


ElectionsVote Being an alleged author, sometimes I am visited by requests to read the short stories, screenplays or novels of budding writers. Which can be tough. For one thing, if not kill, such a request can cert(more..)


ElectionsVote Newhall’s most famous citizen is William S. Hart. He was the silent film star who created the modern model for the movie cowboy. I’ve got tons of little tidbits about the SCV’s legen(more..)


ElectionsVote Humans are the strangest creatures. We often worship the inane to evil. Lucky us. Newhall doesn’t an Adolph Hitler January White Sale. Canyon Country doesn’t host Charles Manson Dollar Daz(more..)


ElectionsVote After nearly three decades of doomed-to-failure resolutions, I’ve come to believe that the meaning of New Year’s is office supplies. I unearthed a diary of mine from my early 20s. To my h(more..)


ElectionsVote Dear Friends, Family & Parole Officer Det. Bartell, This can’t be 26 years I’ve been sending out the Xmas letter. But, I checked the scrapbook/family album ’cause 19 years ago, (more..)


ElectionsVote There’s the old joke that the Electoral College has no football team, no cheerleaders, no classrooms and certainly, no campus. We should change that. The Electoral College should move to the Sa(more..)


ElectionsVote Recently, we were able to sit down with Jesus. An angel set up the details for the hour-long interview. The Master Teacher’s requests were simple: No cameras. No tape recorders. We met at a benc(more..)