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ElectionsVoteThe American Journal of Epidemiology noted that smart children live longer than dumb children. Well, yes. Sure. How many times have you heard a parent yell: “Tiffany-Marie. Watch out for that rake!!” Tiffany-Marie ignores parent. Step(more..)

ElectionsVoteIn that old Woody Allen comedy, “Sleeper,” Woodrow wakes hundreds of years into the future to discover 20th century scientists were wrong. McDonald’s IS good for you. As I started counting, I was dismayed to learn a sad total of 21(more..)

ElectionsVoteFED. RESTED. AND READY. BIGFOOT FOR PRESIDENT. You know, you Democrats might be unhappy about President Donald J. Trump being in the White House. Thought you might want to put up someone who has a better chance in 2020 than Hillary or the daft Socia(more..)

ElectionsVote“I bought my wife a new car. She called me and said there was water in the carburetor. I said, ‘Where’s the car?’  She said: ‘In the lake.’”— Henny Youngman I haven’t been to Miami in eons. (more..)

ElectionsVote“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.”— Alex Levine I am still mostly wicked and the other day, I couldn’t resist throwing a Facebook pie at an old fr(more..)

ElectionsVote“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”— Groucho Marx As humans, we are wonderful spreaders of misinformation. Take dog years. Since childhood, I’ve heard, and Lord(more..)

ElectionsVote“A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.”— St. Jerome, 340-420 A.D.  I’ve always embraced the word, “Gluttony.” It reminds me of a peaceful seaside village in the south of France where the men wear berets an(more..)

ElectionsVote“My mother didn’t breast-feed me. She said she like me as a friend.”— Rodney Dangerfield Perhaps the biggest decision a parent will make — outside of “No. You May Not Take The Six Merchant Marines To Your Winter F(more..)

ElectionsVoteCONGRATULATIONS DOM BOSTROMS in NEW HLBRA, CA!! — Down to the balls of our pretty pink feet we, at Publisher's Clearing House, are delighted to inform you that YOU HAVE ALREADY $5,000 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! We don't know about you, but w(more..)

ElectionsVoteBeing an alleged author, sometimes I am visited by requests to read the short stories, screenplays or novels of budding writers. Which can be tough. For one thing, if not kill, such a request can certainly can dent a friendship. Novelists real and im(more..)

ElectionsVoteNewhall’s most famous citizen is William S. Hart. He was the silent film star who created the modern model for the movie cowboy. I’ve got tons of little tidbits about the SCV’s legendary actor, but let’s start with 7 tidbits n(more..)

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